You don’t write good, you write well (my apologies for the tired expression)!
But you can write good sentences, and you can also write funny ones. I know I didn’t need to explain that, but I want you to see my love of all things sentencey. Nothing gets my juices boiling like a well-placed comma, dash, or semicolon (or lack thereof).
Monkey wrenches and status bombs.
In short, I LOVE a good sentence. The beauty of the online world is that there’s gold in them texts, emails, comments and posts. Check out the excerpts below from my various online wanderings. Some are funny, some are stupid, some are deep, some are shallow, and all are sentences (despite the fact that they don’t always have periods). Disclaimer: sentence quality in these wanderings is context-specific. Some are pure art; others, just nukes.
Sometimes the obvious must be stated.
“Indeed, the danger of having zero expectations for yourself is that you may end up having 19 kids.”
Messed around, dropped a triple-double entendre.
One set-up after another.
Stupid is as fun as stupid does.
You’ve got to have a guiding philosophy.
“The prospect of an end, instead of a transition, is overwhelming at times.”